Earrings

You will do it some day.  I promise.  Menopause did it to me and it will do it to you.  You will, someday, put on two different earrings.  Hey, I noticed it in my car rear view mirror while I was applying my lipstick.  Oh yeah..   Whatheck.  (That is What the Heck, in one word).  I was mortified. Yes, for about 2 seconds..  then I burst out laughing.  LOL that is.  I can't believe I did that.  I have two different earrings on.  Same size round discs, but no match here.  I was in a hurry this morning I guess.  I left them on for the day.  Nobody noticed.  So there.