I have come to the conclusion, if you are of menopause age, you are thrifty.  We are always thinking of ways to hang onto our money.   One idea came to mind the other day.  Someone told me this a very long time ago.  She said......  there are two sides of paper so be sure to use both sides.. 
Why do we write on one side, tear of the sheet and toss it away?  Now, that is recycled paper before it's recycled.  100% recycling.  Try it and save big. 

Earrings

You will do it some day.  I promise.  Menopause did it to me and it will do it to you.  You will, someday, put on two different earrings.  Hey, I noticed it in my car rear view mirror while I was applying my lipstick.  Oh yeah..   Whatheck.  (That is What the Heck, in one word).  I was mortified. Yes, for about 2 seconds..  then I burst out laughing.  LOL that is.  I can't believe I did that.  I have two different earrings on.  Same size round discs, but no match here.  I was in a hurry this morning I guess.  I left them on for the day.  Nobody noticed.  So there.