My book is out... and in stores now.. I'm selling, selling.

I have crossed my eyes, fingers and toes.
Where the book goes, nobody knows.

My book has gone to print, it's near.
Oh My Dear, am I feeling the fear?

I'll be working hard to sell my book,
go to my website and take a look.

You know you are in menopause when a northeaster feels great in your tank top.